Pokeman Trainer

A lot of people would like to be Pokemon trainers, but some people are like, "But your mom just lets you die and leaves you alone." I'm fine with leaving her and spamming my pokeballs on Pyukmukus. So, lets get into this!
 First of all, my trainer type would be a swimmer, as a. I don't need surf, lapras, or sharpedo, and b., THEY CAN HAVE PYUKMUKUZ!!!!!!!

And now the pokemon I would choose:

-Duh, and I could throw it at Trump during a speech. >
-Cuz hes awesome and if someone pisses me off, I have Darkrai float outside their window when they are sleeping.

- Don't **** with me, I'll knock you into a wall. Swampert, Mega Evolve and hit this idiot!

- Go on, Cacturne, use... WARM HUG! <insert screams of pain>

-"They can live both in the ocean and on land. A slap from one of them is enough to open a hole in the bottom of a tanker"(OR Dex)... BOTTOM OF A TANKER? GIMME THAT THING!

-Water Bubble. That's all I have to say.